One of the cruellest things you can do to another person is pretend you care...– Douglas Coupland (via neopiacentral)
sstain: If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it Good luck figuring out which one
bon-bon: The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
gossipgran: i hit rock bottom like every 2 weeks
ofsherlock: i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck
jakemalik: *drops food on floor* germs: go get it! quick! king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule